Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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