Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
