He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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