doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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