bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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