There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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