Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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