And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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