Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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