i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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