Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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