he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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