Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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