what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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