so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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