he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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