I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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