i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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