My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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