I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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