Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dicks are not precious.
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