There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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