did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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