apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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