he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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