when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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