yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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