Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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