just tell him i said nine months
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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