Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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