apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!