I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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