Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.