Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?