i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.