oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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