Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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