I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
bring money and cleavage
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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