do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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