She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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