so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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