Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
