i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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