Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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