And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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