This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I didn't notice because vodka
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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