I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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