What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
