have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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