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he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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