5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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