yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My dick has a subreddit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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