What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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