dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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