Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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