They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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