there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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