Pappa wants mamma naked
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
