I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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