This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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