If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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