I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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