I think i peed on brittanys purse
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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